/Gem texting me whilst buying condoms.
Gem; “This is so awkward”
Me; “Whyyy?”
Gem; “SHE TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. ITS CLEARLY DAY. WHY WOULD DID SHE HAVE TO IMPLY THINGS?”
Me; “Why didn’t you go through self serve idiot?”

Oh gosh, i’m dying.